Those babies have mad skillz.
It’s true. I have a brand new pair of rollerskates. And here they are. They’re lovely.
Why, you ask, do I have a new pair of rollerskates? BECAUSE I’M JOINING THE THUNDER BAY ROLLER DERBY LEAGUE, BITCHES!!!
Can I skate? No.
Do I know the rules of roller derby? No.
Am I willing to bruise my ass up while learning the rules and skills? Hellz ya.
My first practice is on Oct 2nd. Wish me and my tailbone luck.
